There has been a birth a Blizzard and well.... isn't that enough?? Geez. My sister keeps writing how happy she is to have all of this snow. And yes she has children but GOOD GRIEF!!! Randy has been plowing all morning. My friends from across the way are stuck in FL. Stuck really? I am stuck in Church Hill with three hungry bored children at least my friends have FLORIDA!!! I do feel a little sad for them. For they have to leave..... and when they get back they don't have coats or a shovel to get out of the parking lot at the airport. DON'T forget to pick up bread and toilet paper because MORE snow is coming!! Like I needed that like a bounced check.
I felt old the other day because a boy at work was excited it was my birthday he said "what is this your big 4.o.?". I asked him if he forgot I have a drawer full of pastry knives and I knew how to use them!!! Then Randy was walking behind me and started picking at my hairs and said you have a lot of grays up here what do you do about that. Dye it JACK ASS. Randy: Oh, I think I might have said the wrong thing. I thought you could just pull them. ( I have been for months!).
So I went to the Walgreens got some dye, wax, old fart cream and 3 candy bars and retreated to the bathroom. An hour, belly ache and 3,000 knocks at the friggin door later, I emerged with red eyebrow skin with prickles of blood, red hair, shiny skin and chocolate teeth. Maybe too much for one day huh? Everyone just looked at me with their eyes squinted and heads cocked to the side!
Well, off to pull the smokin' chicken out of the oven...
Jenny
I felt old the other day because a boy at work was excited it was my birthday he said "what is this your big 4.o.?". I asked him if he forgot I have a drawer full of pastry knives and I knew how to use them!!! Then Randy was walking behind me and started picking at my hairs and said you have a lot of grays up here what do you do about that. Dye it JACK ASS. Randy: Oh, I think I might have said the wrong thing. I thought you could just pull them. ( I have been for months!).
So I went to the Walgreens got some dye, wax, old fart cream and 3 candy bars and retreated to the bathroom. An hour, belly ache and 3,000 knocks at the friggin door later, I emerged with red eyebrow skin with prickles of blood, red hair, shiny skin and chocolate teeth. Maybe too much for one day huh? Everyone just looked at me with their eyes squinted and heads cocked to the side!
Well, off to pull the smokin' chicken out of the oven...
Jenny
2 comments:
the baby is doing great!
Well, welcome back! I might have to start back at my blog too. I think you've inspired me!
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